Hello, this is 485-4503, in Newark-on-the-Passaic. If you're
calling about the University and what I have to profess, press 1. If
you're calling about the Queandom of Heaven and how to get there,
press 2. If your calling about the Revolution, press 3. If you're call-
ing about the world, the flesh, and the devil, press zero plus the pound
mark. Wei. Cheng neigh bei nogh siu siu Ingman wah. 'Mgoi.
(Cantonese: Hello. Please leave a few words, in English.. Thank you.)
Speak now and I will get back to you.